You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.

I was in New York last Christmas - it's snowing; there's a guy in a t-shirt. I'm like, 'Dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from New York. I don't get cold.' Just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. You're not a penguin. I was like, 'In fact, sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold.

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

We've all been there, onstage. You say something you don't mean, you make fun of something on accident but... This wasn't that. This wasn't crowd work. This was a rehearsed set. This was pointed.

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.

You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room.