I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.

It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there's a lot of downtime. Once you can accept that comedy is a marathon, not a sprint, it gets a little easier.

I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.

I don't hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other women and men - people in general can be annoying - but I've never disliked a woman for being beautiful.

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.