Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.