Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.