With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.