Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.