Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.