You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.
Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.