Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.