Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.
Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.