You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

There's book smart, there is street smart, there's relationship smart, there's too many different kinds of smarts to know all of them. Everybody doesn't know every kind of smart. There's money smart, there's movie smart, there's computer smart. There's just too many different kinds of smarts for people to know all the smarts.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.