Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.