Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

I'm street smart. You can't con me. But that's just from living in New York. Now if a guy came from Mississippi somewhere, Ohio somewhere, to New York City for the first time, he don't have the street smarts. You can take him.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

This Italian restaurant I'm at is authentic! When they seat you, they give you a mustache.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.