Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.