I quit my day job the day my daughter was born. I remember flying to Cleveland and hitting a thunderstorm, which caused the plane to lose pressure, and the oxygen masks fell from the ceiling. We felt the plane dropping; the pilot was taking it down to regain cabin pressure. My heart was in my stomach. I found out after landing that her mom was in labor. I did the show and came back to New York. By the time I walked into the hospital, my daughter was being born. She was waiting for me. She's a sweet daddy's girl. She's premed. She has her own pie company. She works for Habitat for Humanity.

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!