I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.