You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!