I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby.

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show 12 stories up. I'm fearless about everything else.

I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.