I'm putting on a suit and tie when I go see The Great Gatsby.

I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

I could never live with you; not 'cause I'm racist or nothing. It's just 'cause as a black man in America, I need to have someone I can come home and complain about white people to. And that just don't work with my white wife.