When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are dying. The next show, I try to repeat it, I can't do it. Because with the first audience that was our moment. It can't happen the same way again. We were all there: a certain type of people were at that show and we all got it.
J. B. SmooveMy wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
J. B. SmooveI wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima.
J. B. SmooveSometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.
J. B. Smoove