You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

I’m trying to be the Jay-Z of comedy one day. I don’t know if there’s any comedy moguls out there, but I would love to be the first comedy mogul.