I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly believe you have to entertain yourself in order to relate it the right way to your audience.

There're rules to being the side chick. Rule number one: you're number two.

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.