I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you’re going to end up at.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

A lot of comedians are selfish.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.

I was the hallway clown in high school.

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.