Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?
J. B. SmooveComedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.
J. B. SmooveAt the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.
J. B. Smoove