Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

The recording process [ for 'Dirty Work'] took longer than anticipated, because we kept going on tour in between the recording process to make sure that we were still pleasing all the fans across the world.

I consider us to be one of the first Internet-based bands, especially because we basically started our entire band via the Internet. Before MySpace Music even existed, we had a band MySpace page. We were one of the first fifty bands on PureVolume(.com), and we really built everything from the Internet. That's how we started talking to record labels, that's how we booked our first tours. Without the Internet social networking, like Twitter, we definitely wouldn't be where we are today. It is a huge part of the band.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.