Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

Going back to Baltimore is awesome because all my friends still live there and there's never a dull moment when you're hanging out with your high-school friends.

I feel like blue jeans are kind of too 'country' for me.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

I think the album 'Nothing Personal' is a lot more grittier and a lot more honest from a lyrical standpoint. Also, musically it's the most intricate and most thought-out record that we've ever recorded.