You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

When I was in High School I fell for pretty much any girl I ever met. But I was so desperate that I couldn't get any of them because they sensed my desperation! After many, many years, I learned to relax and just be myself.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.