That's what I like about the movie business: you're always in contact with wonderful and interesting people.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

You can't handle the truth!

When you use a dialect, you worry that the people you're imitating will think you're making fun of them.

I assume most of the characters I play are exactly like me.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I don't even own a cell phone.