The stage has a certain discipline. But the ultimate standard is more exacting in film, because you have to see yourself and you are your own toughest critic.

I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy.

I'm certainly not as tough as people think. I'm not a fighter and so forth. I'd just as soon go home.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

This town needs an enema!