How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?