Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.