To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.