I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.