Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.