You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".
Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.
No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.