If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.