By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.