All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.