All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.