All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.