Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Whoever you are, there is some younger person who thinks you are perfect. There is some work that will never be done if you don't do it. There is someone who would miss you if you were gone. There is a place that you alone can fill.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".