There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.