There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.