Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.