Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.