The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

Junior was being chided for his low grades. Little Robert, who lived a few doors away, was held up as an example. "Robert doesn't get C's and D's does he?" asked his father. "No," Junior admitted, "but he's different. He has very bright parents".