The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

I didn't care for most of the books I was being asked to read in school. I started reading like crazy right after high school when I got a job in a mental hospital. I was working my way through college, and I did a lot of night shifts, and there was nothing to do. So I read like crazy, serious stuff, all the classics.

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max

Do you want to know the closest thing to feeling the most powerful you can feel ? Flying alone at night.Risky.Nothing but you and the wind soaring way above everything , Slicing through the air like a Sword. Up and up until you feel like you can grab a star and hold it to your chest like a burning, Spiky thing

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?

People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.