The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option

Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!" Max: (Raises her eyebrows) Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)

This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad.

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…” But then again, I don’t think we have a Senator, do we? Is there a state where mutant freaks are represented? If so, let me know.