I still felt like I might hurl, and I thought about how awful that would be in midair.

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?" -Maximum Ride

My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it? Very good question. Maybe because this is your planet, and you have a right to know what's actually happening on it.

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot.

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.