Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.

fang will be the first to die

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

I knew my transformation was complete when Dr.Keyes asked, "How are you feeling today, Tandy?" and I responded "I'm not

I'll just ask now: What is it about my persona that draws every insane, power-hungry nutcase to me like a magnet?