fang will be the first to die

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.