Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.

The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.