Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.