He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would bring back a stick to you if you did throw one in. He would even have brought back a piano if you had thrown one in.

The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.