Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life." "The firefly's ?" said the minstrel. "The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

God bless... God damn.