I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
When man gives up on reforming and inspiring society he also gives up his freedom.
I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.