Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.

Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.