It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.
These are the days of bootleg love.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
At forty my faculties may have closed up like flowers at evening, leaving me unable to write my memoirs with a fitting and discreet inaccuracy, or, having written them, unable to carry them to the publisher.