Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Reason is 6/7 of treason.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.