Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.

When man gives up on reforming and inspiring society he also gives up his freedom.

Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.