The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.

What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.