Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

The pounding of the cylinders increased: ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.