Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.