I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.

The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

Until a man can quit talking loudly to himself in order to shout down the memories of blunderings and gropings, he is in no shape for the painstaking examination of distress.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

Dogs are obsessed with being happy.