Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.
Dogs are obsessed with being happy.
If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.