If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.