If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.

Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.