My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

A woman's place is in the wrong.

This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.

If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.